and i present to you a lifetime subscription to the paper of record as well as every book maureen dowd has written or will write. >> thank you for the birthday wishes. >>s who that? >> however, that is the worst birthday present ever. >> how dare you? >> have you had enough? >>> well, they want to take down the clown. the target of their attack, big mac. i speak of a so-called positionses group in dc, a location which is planning to air a provocative ad that links the greatest fast-food on the planet -- or fast-food planet on the chain with death. roll clip, clip rollers. >> high cholesterol, high blood pressure, heart attacks. tonight, make it vegetarian. >> the message of course is that he died happy. that woman was a shrew. and in other stupid food news, michelle obama continues her hysterical war against joy. either one will work. to the national restaurant association, she says she would like to see more healthy choices for americans dining out. even if it means a restaurant dumping stuff that's popular. no wonder our economy sucks. the first lady says it is programed by advertisi